Funny bad translator story. Question: Did this make you laugh out loud? if so which part was funniest?

Finally, dede so much time, I ate Truly Mexican meal in my house. I have always to go to the house of my aunt who does the richest meal of the world. Moreover, my uncle is one of the proprietors of Mexican restaurants in the aria. When he was a child in California my if towards a lot of meal it authenticates, which involves omelettes, not holders. But since we moved South Carolina and I marry a yankee, he has cooked yankees' meal, "healthy" as garbage of wheat and vitamins and other things of the devil. But today, finally it happened to him to do cakes of sausage. A bit of my soul was re-lived when I gave her firstly bite. This was a Mexican cake, white not bread but, a bobbin with avocados, tomato, onion, lettuce, and skylight, the sausage, mayonnaise. The only thing that was absent the cidral manzanita was. The cakes of my so better than your idiot Subway! I believe that I like more the cakes than the thickburgers of Harde�s! Good, already it gave me famine.